I’m going back to 2011 with this one!  I was in the midst of my prime-epic-mealtime-wannabe phase, making my own epic meals.  One of these absolutely awesome epic meals was a hot dog!  Not just any hot dog as you are about to see.

The first step is ground beef.  Add an egg to bind it altogether.

Next create a bacon weave, and sprinkle brown sugar on it to caramelize it.

Fry up some nice sausage.

Press the ground beef into a rectangular pan line with aluminum foil.  Add a couple strips of crispy bacon all along the edge.  Add in your fried sausage.  round it off with some good old fashioned double-smoked cheese.

Wrap it up tightly and bake in the oven, along with the bacon weave.

When its done be careful when opening it, otherwise it will break apart (as shown below =( )

Lay the bacon weave out, and carefully wrap the meat log in it.  This will help keep the massive sucker together.

Add some garnish and condiments ontop of your favourite bun.  I like lettuce, tomatoes, and CHEESE.  Dijon goes well with it too.

Ta da!  There you have it.  an epic hot dog!